Add it to my wish list

My birthday is several months away, but there's no rule against shopping (and gifting) early.

Just take a short trip to The Burt Reynolds and Friends Museum and shop to my heart's content. I'll love you forever.



On a side note, what's with the "and friends" part? Why can't I pick up a Dom DeLuise fat-man cap a Charles Durning hernia truss or a 45 of "She Got the Gold Mine (I Got the Shaft)" by Jerry Reed?