Stolen Quiz

Straight from Mr. Crunchy, and in companion with The Presidential Powers of Seduction:

Quiz Question: A world leader stated publicly yesterday that "You can't be the President and the head of the military at the same time." Was it:

a) The President of the United States.
b) The Commander in Chief of our Armed Forces.
c) The Doofus in Charge of Universal Embarrassment.
d) All of the above, in perfect unison.