Friday, May 16, 2008

What you'd like is a little more stride in the crotch?

The Sizzler passed on this piece of real-life comic gold. President Johnson orders pants from Joe Hagar. You can listen to it on the page. In the meantime, this excerpt is priceless:

LBJ: Now the pockets, when you sit down, everything falls out, your money, your knife, everything, so I need at least another inch in the pockets. And another thing - the crotch, down where your nuts hang - is always a little too tight, so when you make them up, give me an inch that I can let out there, uh because they cut me, it's just like riding a wire fence. These are almost, these are the best I've had anywhere in the United States,

JH: Fine

LBJ: But, uh when I gain a little weight they cut me under there. So, leave me , you never do have much of margin there. See if you can't leave me an inch from where the zipper (burps) ends, round, under my, back to my bunghole, so I can let it out there if I need to.

JH: Right

I LOVE that he carries a knife. What a nut. Speaking of nuts, could "Back to my Bunghole" be the new "Back to School" sale? I'll leave that for Crustodio, the resident ad man, to decide.

Now that I look at it, I'm kind of afraid what he's hiding behind that book in the picture above....


TheSizzler said...

What has it got in its pocketses?

turdler said...

does his bunghole smell like poop?