Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Bigfoot on Mars!

Photographic evidence of Bigfoot on Mars? How fucking cool would that be??

Actually, I think I had that exact daydream in 4th grade. For a long time I tried to convince myself I saw Bigfoot getting into a spaceship in the woods behind our house. I can still see the image in my mind, though I'm pretty sure it didn't happen. I'm something of a Bigfoot expert, you see. You may be familiar with my research from a certain 6th grade science project: Is Bigfoot Real? Despite a grade of B-, I think I created some doubt in the minds of the unbelievers.

1 comment:

Ken from Portland said...

The Thin White Duke saw this one coming in "Life on Mars":

"Oh man!
Look at those cavemen go.
It's the freakiest show."

-David Bowie