Thursday, May 24, 2007

Canadians love dirty talk

Help a grad student out - this poor bastard is trying to get his thesis done. I've been in his shoes, and finishing your thesis can be a monumental task. I think I was the first person in 10 years who did it on time at Tulane. Anyway, you can legitimately share all your nasty kinks by filling out this sex survey*. NOTE: Apparently, it will take 45 minutes to complete, which is a unit of time I refer to as "one side of a cassette". As in, "It took me one side of a cassette to drive to Gresham during rush hour".

Thanks, Savage Love.

* WARNING: Filling out a sex survey may be considered NSFW. FIlling out a 45 minute long sex survey at work may be considered ballsy as hell, and I want your job.


Crustodio said...

I'll bet there's a lot of sex happening in Canada. Like oodles of it. Because, really, what else do they have to talk about? C'mon, even you couldn't think of more relevant image for an entire country than a publicity shot from "Strange Brew", a movie released in 1983.

On the other hand, at least you didn't make us look at Satan's niece, Celine.

Pete Best said...

Well, I could have put up an image of the world's favorite indie rock band, the Arcade Fire, who happen to be Canadian...