Who the hell am I supposed to believe in now?

What the hell is going on? Okay, we lived through the crazy diaper-wearing astronaut. "Hey," we all figured, "It's got be an isolated incident. Almost all the astronauts are courageous, space-suit-wearing, patriotic-fever-inducing studs."

Now there's sabatoge? And drunk astronauts?

What the fuck, NASA? You're starting to look like the Republican Party. Get your shit together already, will ya?

Listen now and listen good. Get everyone - and I mean everyone. Especially those control room dudes in the short sleeve white shirts, ties and crew-cuts - together in a big auditorium and make them watch this. Seriously. We used to trust and respect you guys.