Stage Blood

Actor quote of the day: "I seemed to have stabbed myself."

Actually, he handled it pretty well. Tried to keep going, "but my boot was filling up with blood and I was flubbing my lines, wondering if I was going to pass out, wondering if the audience could see the blood." That's impressive.

Me? I've been bloodied on stage, had a sword pierce my shirt and miss my chest by inches and even broken three ribs in a poorly-executed pratfall.

They never tell you about that shit in acting school.

Thanks, Joe!