Saturday, August 25, 2007

For Your Safety - Burger King, Portland, Oregon 2am Saturday morning

What the fuck? "Coasting devices"? What corporate moron thought up that terminology? You mean "skateboards", you idiot?

And what is an altered non-motorized vehicle? Like, a bike with a banana seat? And does that mean "regular" bikes are allowed?

The real question is - what happened at this Burger King that was so awful that this sign had to be made?

1 comment:

Crustodio said...

The bigger question is what the hell are you doing at a Burger King at 2:00 am? I would have assumed you had a cooler of organic burritos waiting in the car after your gigs.